FAIL.
Boy: Miss May Cp ka ba?
Girls: Meron,Bkt?
Boy: Smart or Globe?
Girl: NOKIA eh,SORRY!
May 2011
Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
Crazy Pinoy Signs!
Posted by:Comedy Central by malensky on June 21st, 2009
Found at: mhttp://mynosebleed.com/2009/06/21/crazy-pinoy-signs-2/
If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn't and his dad died 4 days later.
Don’t touch my daddy.
sorry followers im super paranoid lol
FIRST 100 TO REBLOG WILL BE PROMOTED TO 40K+
Must be following:
:(
Akala ko hindi na ako malulungkot kapag pumunta na si daddy sa Italy. Hindi pala ganun kadali. :( Akala ko sanay na ako.
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
This^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE NOTES. THIRSTY FOR MONEY =)))))))))))
REBLOGGING CUZ I’M ONE HECK OF A GREEDY BITCH TOO.
