Boy: Miss May Cp ka ba?
Boy: Smart or Globe?
Girl: NOKIA eh,SORRY!
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
Posted by:Comedy Central by malensky on June 21st, 2009
Akala ko hindi na ako malulungkot kapag pumunta na si daddy sa Italy. Hindi pala ganun kadali. :( Akala ko sanay na ako.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE NOTES. THIRSTY FOR MONEY =)))))))))))
REBLOGGING CUZ I’M ONE HECK OF A GREEDY BITCH TOO.